thebootydiaries:

[on death row]

Prison guard: what do u want for your last meal

Me: hmm idk .. how about… no nvm … idkkkk .. what ever u feel like having babe

aesthetiicly:

When your blog is running low on memes

sixsteen:

Bae: so what do u want for ur bday

Me: nothing u are all I need

Me internally: Chanel no. 5, MIU MIU MU 13NS Sunglasses, PRADA Saffiano Cuir twin bag & Alexander Wang Gabi Booties with Rhodium Hardware

mydogsnokes:

me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah

shrivelednips:

when your text post doesn’t get any notes

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

thebootydiaries:

person i love: hey, i care about you and genuinely like being around you

me: okay……… that sounds fake but alright

thebootydiaries:

*dates my damn self*